Merry Christmas, I’m terrible: The Bookish Naughty or Nice Tag

Well isn’t this just classic.

No way to wrap up a year quite like a reminder of what an awful reader you are!!

Just kidding. This tag is adorable and I remain overwhelmingly (and ill-advisedly) confident and we are thriving and having a good time always. ALWAYS, I SAID.

The passage of time is unrelenting: End of Year Book Tag

AHHHHHH.

Okay. I mean, don’t get me wrong, time is arbitrary/a social construct/meaningless, but THE END OF THE YEAR IS SO STRESSFUL. Like…next year I will graduate college. I will have to find a Real Job in order to pay Real Bills and be a Real Person. Time, please stop!!!

But time will not stop. It is not in its nature.

Possibly the best book ever, in world history: Six of Crows Review

Synopsis: Ketterdam: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price–and no one knows that better than criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker. Kaz is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can’t pull it off alone…

A convict with a thirst for revenge.

A sharpshooter who can’t walk away from a wager.

November Wrap-Up: I’m dying, but it’s fine

I SHOULD NOT BE WRITING THIS BLOG POST.

Just feet away from me is a fun taped-up piece of wall art with the very fun title “DECEMBER DUE DATES” written in deceptively pretty blue-gray marker. Open in other windows on my laptop I have three papers, a presentation and a massive final project. Also my water bottle is empty and I’m kind of thirsty. And could do with a mandarin orange.

Basically I’m being pulled in 100 different equally important directions and I should go to one of them. But I started doing this instead, so.

Happy Thanksgiving!: Books I’m grateful for

IT’S THANKSGIVING!!

I’m so excited. I love Thanksgiving. Not as much as Christmas but more than Halloween. I like being home and cozy and eating lots of good food and beginning Christmas celebrations and seeing friends and family.

What does Halloween have to offer compared to that?

Universally loved books I hate: More unpopular opinions

Well guys. We’re back at it again. (The compulsion for me to make a devastatingly outdated Damn Daniel reference was almost insurmountable. But, with a heroic amount of strength, I resisted. You’re welcome.)

As we all know, I hate many a book. (2.96 average rating — yes, it dropped! — on Goodreads, tons of one star ratings, etc etc, we’ve heard it all before.) I also read a lot of — dare I say “mostly” — popular YA stuff. You know, the stuff I hear about from blogging and Goodreads and Bookstagram.

Basically what I’m saying is I read the books my friends really like and then I hate them.

My favorite fall reads (because fall is longer than just October!)

I know what you guys are thinking. Wow, look at Emma, late to the scene. We were all giving our adorable recommendations for atmospheric/cozy reads in the first week of October, and look at her. Dusting off the same concept well into November.

To you imaginary haters, I have just one thing to say: FALL IS LONGER THAN OCTOBER!!!

Also, I’m unoriginal and bad at coming up with blog ideas. So two things.

As some of you may recall, I blog for an on-campus magazine at my college called Atlas Magazine. If you just can’t get enough Me (and to be honest, who can?), you can read my posts for them here.

This is one post I did for them last week, or something, I don’t know time is a human construct leave me alone.

Anyway. Here it is! In all its lowkey-belated-but-not-really-if-you-think-about-it glory.

The best reading season is inarguably fall. Summer is sometimes nice for reading outside, except that actually it’s super hot and sweaty and buggy and awful. People glorify “beach reads,” but books get all sandy and suncreen-y and warped just from being near the ocean, I guess. (Insert Danny from The Mindy Project shouting “I fear the ocean out of respect” here.) Reading in the winter is terrible because it’s constantly freezing, and if you’re wrapped in a blanket, your hands are exposed in order to hold the book. Unless you’re in possession of a Snuggie™, months of suffering ensue. And spring is mostly just Winter: The Sequel.

But fall…fall is the best. It’s a mix of nice days—you can read outside and the trees are pretty!—and brisk days—you can read inside and be super comfy! Also, hot beverages make their triumphant return, and everyone knows that there is no better way to read than with a cup of coffee/tea/cocoa/cider.

Luckily, there are also a ton of books that fit perfectly with fall. Whether they take place during the season, are ideal to curl up with, or just feel cozy and atmospheric, some books just scream “autumn.” (And not just because they’re thrillers or horrors and therefore feel Halloween-y. That’s the coward’s way out of a fall recommendation list. No, we’re going genre by genre.)

YOUNG ADULT

The Hazel Wood

Author: Melissa Albert
Genre: Fantasy, Young Adult
Series?: More books set in this world are forthcoming.

This is a dark, twisty, suspenseful YA fantasy centering around an oldish book of creepy fairytales called Tales from the Hinterland. We follow Alice, whose estranged grandmother wrote the book. When Alice’s mother disappears, all she leaves behind is a note: “Stay away from the Hinterland.” Dun dun dun!

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Harry Potter

Author: JK Rowling
Genre: Fantasy, Young Adult
Series?: Yes, and if anyone who needed to know that after living under a rock for 20 years has any more questions, I’d be happy to answer them.

One of my hotter takes is that I don’t think the Harry Potter series is worth, you know, twenty years’ worth of fangirling and cosplaying and waiting in lines to see/read/experience things. However, I do think that the first three books in this series are perfect for fall rereads. (Some people say they’re winter reads; don’t listen. They begin in the fall, and the fall is when you should read them.)

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Fangirl

Author: Rainbow Rowell
Genre: Young Adult, Contemporary, Romance
Series?: No! But there is a spinoff.

If you’re looking for a sweet romance, OR a means of reopening the wound of all your new-college anxieties, only to have it stitched back up and then get a big ol’ hug, OR an ode to seasonal drinks at coffee shops everywhere, OR myriad other things, this is the book for you. Carry On, by the same author, is a Harry Potter-esque fantasy based on a series of books that exists within this one, and is also very fall-like.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

GENERAL AND GENRE FICTION

The Ocean at the End of the Lane

Author: Neil Gaiman
Genre: Fantasy, Horror, Magical Realism
Series?: No

Neil Gaiman is basically the king of Halloween, and also fall in general, and also just writing because have you read this guy’s books? It’s hard to pick one that feels the most autumn-y, but The Ocean at the End of the Lane is atmospheric and short enough to read in a sitting and also creepy in a whole new way.

Honorable Mentions: The Graveyard Book; Coraline

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

All the Light We Cannot See

Author: Anthony Doerr
Genre: Historical Fiction, War Fiction
Series?: No

I am personally very susceptible to the appeal of a really long historical fiction book in the fall. There’s something cozy about them. This Pulitzer Prize winner has slow-moving charm to it, and will break your heart in the exact same way. For suffering and heartbreak that’s a little more hit-you-over-the-head, try Kristin Hannah’s The Nightingale.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads

MYSTERY & THRILLER

Murder on the Orient Express

Author: Agatha Christie
Genre: Mystery, Classics, Crime, Detective Fiction
Series?: Christie has written a ton of other books following the same character, but they can be read as standalones.

Probably every Agatha Christie book is perfect for fall, but this is the only one I’ve read. Also, it takes place on a train, and that feels fall-ish to me for some reason. Half the fun of this comes from the twist, and also another good chunk of the fun from how short it is. So revel in those things.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Every Heart a Doorway

Author: Seanan McGuire
Genre: Fantasy, Mystery, Young Adult, LGBT, Magical Realism
Series?: Yes, but they act kind of as standalones

You will never, in your life, read another book like this book. This is a murder mystery but also takes place at a school for children who came back from fairytale worlds. Think Lucy getting back from Narnia and getting murdered while Edmund tries to crack the case.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Sharp Objects

Author: Gillian Flynn
Genre: Mystery, Thriller, Crime
Series?: No

If you didn’t read this in time to watch the miniseries, get to it now. This book takes place in dead summer, but is so dark and twisted and creepy that it feels way more like a fall read. It’s also my favorite Gillian Flynn book, and my opinion counts times infinity.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

CLASSICS

In Cold Blood

Author: Truman Capote
Genre: Nonfiction, Classics, True Crime, Mystery
Series?: No

This is one of the greatest true crime books of all time. After tremendous amounts of research and years of work, Truman Capote constructed the narrative as if he were writing a novel, so this feels as much like a crime novel as it does a real account. The combination of the fall murder it investigates, the writing style, and the movement of the plot make this book perfect for fall.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Jane Eyre

Author: Charlotte Brontë
Genre: Classics, Romance, Gothic
Series?: No

I just reread this book very slowly over the course of about two months, and it was perfect. The writing is so atmospheric and the book itself is so cozy. There are hints of mystery and even horror that contribute to that feeling, since it is Gothic – but also, this is just a beautifully written classic, and that always feels fall-like to me.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Dracula

Author: Bram Stoker
Genre: Classics, Horror, Gothic
Series?: No

Okay, so this one isn’t the most original, but come on. Dracula is the perfect book for the season. There’s horror and fantasy and vampires, plus the nineteenth-century Gothic language that seems to fit the most with this season. And also, again: vampires.

Find it on Amazon and Goodreads
Read my review

Which of these books have you read? (Because you’ve definitely read at least one.) What’s your favorite reading season?

Is it obvious that this post is a lazy two-birds-one-stone less-work tactic?

ATLAS

The best reading season is inarguably fall. Summer is sometimes nice for reading outside, except that actually it’s super hot and sweaty and buggy and awful. People glorify “beach reads,” but books get all sandy and suncreen-y and warped just from being near the ocean, I guess. (Insert Danny from The Mindy Project shouting “I fear the ocean out of respect” here.) Reading in the winter is terrible because it’s constantly freezing, and if you’re wrapped in a blanket, your hands are exposed in order to hold the book. Unless you’re in possession of a Snuggie™, months of suffering ensue. And spring is mostly just Winter: The Sequel.

But fall…fall is the best. It’s a mix of nice days—you can read outside and the trees are pretty!—and brisk days—you can read inside and be super comfy! Also, hot beverages make their triumphant return, and everyone knows that there…

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Disappointment and an existential crisis: Renegades and Archenemies Reviews

HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY TO ARCHENEMIES!!

When I got word I received an ARC of this book, I was launched on a rollercoaster of emotions that did Not let up. Mainly because I had not read Renegades yet. Which meant I would have to read a thousand pages of Marissa Meyer writin’ superheroes whether I liked the first book or not.

Very threatening stuff.

October Wrap-Up: An actually…good month??

OCTOBER IS THE BEST MONTH OF THE YEAR!!!

Looking back, it seems obvious. My birth month + Halloween + good weather + I’m out of my reading slump + my favorite cookies at my local grocery store were briefly 50% off.

BUT I WAS OBLIVIOUS TO THE POTENTIAL THAT OCTOBER COULD BE THIS GOOD!!

Let’s talk about it.

It’s my birthday so here are my ten favorite books

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY.

I threatened to do this. I said in my September wrap-up, hey, I might be self-obsessed enough to post about my own birthday. And I spoke the truth. I am more attention-starved and self-obsessed than anyone can possibly imagine. I am limitless. It’s like a superpower, except lame and vaguely upsetting.

Anyway.

Here is a series of things I love in this world: lists, books, myself, favorites, blogging. Excluding cookies, comedy, and Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again (2018), that about covers it. So I thought, how can I combine all of these things into one perfect birthday gift to my damn self?