Well…hey, everybody. It’s been a while, huh.
Longer than usual, even.
Normally I’d come in here with some kinda attempt at a witty reintroduction and then act like no time had passed at all. But a lot of time did pass, in fact. 12 times, if you call a month a time.
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Greetings, loved ones. Let’s take a journey (deep into the darkest depths of your memory, where if you have any recollection of my existence at all / the regrettable moment at which you smashed that follow button, such a thing would reside, monstrously ad alone).
I’m back.
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Hello again.
I know I keep doing this (adorable, charming) routine by which I suddenly appear out of a hiatus with a grand declaration of how it’s DEFINITELY the last time, then post once or twice, then wordlessly disappear. And so on. Continue reading
Okay, yes, hi. It has, once again, been a very long time.
But in this case, our primary objective is not to talk about the fact that I am terrible at blogging. (We all know this by now.) We’re here to talk about something much more important than that.
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Synopsis: Ketterdam: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price–and no one knows that better than criminal prodigy Kaz Brekker. Kaz is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can’t pull it off alone…
A convict with a thirst for revenge.
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IT IS MY BIRTHDAY.
I threatened to do this. I said in my September wrap-up, hey, I might be self-obsessed enough to post about my own birthday. And I spoke the truth. I am more attention-starved and self-obsessed than anyone can possibly imagine. I am limitless. It’s like a superpower, except lame and vaguely upsetting.
Anyway.
Here is a series of things I love in this world: lists, books, myself, favorites, blogging. Excluding cookies, comedy, and Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again (2018), that about covers it. So I thought, how can I combine all of these things into one perfect birthday gift to my damn self? Continue reading
Welcome to………the emmareadstoomuch Monthly Wrap-Up, Newly Expanded Edition!!!
As with all adaptations and additions on this blog, I saw other people doing this and wanted to take it for myself.
Instead of just having a wrap up of books I read, I ALSO have goals now! Wow. Look at me. And a top posts section! I unceasingly amaze myself.
Last year, in the whole 365 days. Of all the 131 books read. Of all the seconds and minutes and other increments of time that elapsed.
I only gave 6 five star ratings.
Yes. Six. I only truly actually loved six books during an entire calendar year.
Compare that to the 1.5 months that have thus far taken place within what we call “2018.” I’ve read 37 books (yes, feel free to congratulate me in the comments below) AND I’VE GIVEN FOUR FIVE STAR RATINGS BOIIIIII.
Not in terms of quality. Obviously.
And really that should be obvious at this point, because from here on out even an average monthly rating higher than three would be goddamn utopian for me. In case you’ve forgotten, MY AVERAGE FOR 2017 WAS 2.7. TWO POINT F*CKING SEVEN. This is not a normal situation anymore.
If it ever was.
Now is probably when I should back up this whole “expert” title I’ve just unceremoniously given myself.
For one thing, I consider myself an expert on everything. It’s called self obsession respect. TRY IT OUT SOMETIME.
But more significantly: I just really, really, really, reallyreallyreally super actually LOVE a good setting.
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