Somehow, I have been nominated for the Sunshine Blogger Award nine times.
To which – I mean, I have to say – what in the goddamn world?
I may be the least sunshiney person in the mapped universe. This entire blog is me complaining and writing hate-filled one-star rants about people’s favorite books. Usually my favorite people’s favorite books. I crush dreams. My soul is obsidian black. I eat joy for breakfast.
So what are we doing here, guys?